You nap more than your cat
Your idea of exercise is walking to the refrigerator
You now have hair on your stomach, even more than your man (lol!!)
You can no longer see your cooch and you're ok with it
You buy shoes that do not need to be tied!
The bathroom becomes your second home (peeing and vomitting)
You cry if someone looks at you "funny"
You try to sit as close to the dinner table as possible yet still find tons of crumbs all over you
You find yourself hitting walls and counters with your tummy because you're not use to it being so "in the way"
Bending down or squatting becomes so difficult that when you drop something you just leave it until someone else notices it and picks it up
Your sense of smell increases so much that you are sniffing the walls and carpet to find out what the yucky/annoying smell is that no one else can smell but you
Your idea of exercise is walking to the refrigerator
You now have hair on your stomach, even more than your man (lol!!)
You can no longer see your cooch and you're ok with it
You buy shoes that do not need to be tied!
The bathroom becomes your second home (peeing and vomitting)
You cry if someone looks at you "funny"
You try to sit as close to the dinner table as possible yet still find tons of crumbs all over you
You find yourself hitting walls and counters with your tummy because you're not use to it being so "in the way"
Bending down or squatting becomes so difficult that when you drop something you just leave it until someone else notices it and picks it up
Your sense of smell increases so much that you are sniffing the walls and carpet to find out what the yucky/annoying smell is that no one else can smell but you
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